1. His dog Bo is cute and had a birthday:
2. Bo pooped on Air Force One:
3. Obama sent Uighur terrorists to live on a beautiful beachfront estate on Bermuda:
4. He might have thought about moving his brother George Obama out of a Nairobi slum:
5. Obama boosted the world economy by buying an oatmeal raisin cookie in Martha's Vineyard:
6. His wife is practically Jacqueline Kennedy:
7. She hands out "free" cell phones to the poor:
9. Obama is the first American president to bow to a foreign dictator:
10. And also the first president to get his chest waxed:
I rest my case.
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2. Bo pooped on Air Force One:
3. Obama sent Uighur terrorists to live on a beautiful beachfront estate on Bermuda:
4. He might have thought about moving his brother George Obama out of a Nairobi slum:
5. Obama boosted the world economy by buying an oatmeal raisin cookie in Martha's Vineyard:
6. His wife is practically Jacqueline Kennedy:
7. She hands out "free" cell phones to the poor:
9. Obama is the first American president to bow to a foreign dictator:
10. And also the first president to get his chest waxed:
I rest my case.
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