Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Three #OWS Undead Vie for Darwin Award

Winners of the tongue-in-cheek Darwin Awards "eliminate themselves from the human gene pool in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species' chances of long-term survival."

The three #OWStreeters featured in this short video seem natural candidates for future Darwin Awards, possibly earned after they emigrate to North Korea to enjoy their new jobs and great benefit packages.

There is a catch, though. According to Darwin Award rules, candidates are disqualified if "innocent bystanders," who might have contributed positively to the gene pool, are killed in the process. That rule disqualifies every Commie-lovin' #Occupier. If there's any single outstanding feature shared by communist governments worldwide, it is the production of millions upon millions of innocent bystanders.

H/t RedState via Common Cents


  1. OWSers, here's the Apple Dictionary version:

    capitalism |ˈkapətlˌizəm|
    an economic and political system in which a country's trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit, rather than by the state.

    (By the way ... the word "Fatcat" appears nowhere in the definition.)

  2. I liked the person shouting You are racist too, man." Leftists are terrified of people like Hyphenated-American.

  3. @Odie -- "OWSers" -- I like that! Obviously, the Apple Dictionary is not written by the Workers World Party.

    @Trestin -- "Leftists are terrified of people like Hyphenated-American." They sure are. People who managed to survive and escape Communist dictatorships are living witnesses to the truth of Communist ideology.