Sunday, December 12, 2010

Swedish Mall Bomber: "Our actions speak for themselves." (UPDATED)

I'll say they do.

Another depraved excuse for a human being, his face covered in an Arab head scarf, turned himself into a bloody corpse for the singular purpose of depriving hundreds of Saturday evening Christmas shoppers in Stockholm, Sweden, of their lives and limbs. Only one of the 5 pipe bombs he had strapped to his body went off (12 pipe bombs according to latest reports, plus a bomb in a rucksack [added 12/13]), and that was a premature ejaculation. Next to his body was a red bag filled with nails, which no doubt were intended to be driven into the bodies of innocent pedestrians in central Stockholm when he set off the explosives strapped to his belly. The depraved excuse also detonated a white Audi car bomb; although it caught fire, most of the gas canisters inside did not explode as intended. Two innocents were slightly injured.

The Venerable 1st Earl of Cromer, who resides at The Lambeth Walk, has a full report, and so does our own intrepid Zilla of the Resistance. His Lordship's report includes this observation:
Witnesses said if he'd got a couple of yards further, there would have been a massacre, and if all the bombs had detonated there would have been unimaginable carnage.
That seems accurate. Here is a photo taken from a surveillance video of the crowd a few seconds before the depraved excuse detonated himself:

(Added 12/13: Little did these witnesses know that the depraved excuse "had planned to set off three devices, including one at the main railway station and one at a large department store.")

Fortunately, the depraved excuse's degree in sports therapy did not adequately prepare him for bomb building and delivery, nor did his sojourns in terrorist training camps. There are no reports on whether his wife and three children will miss him, nor on whether the woman who would have become his second wife would be glad she never met him.

It has been reported, however, that he "seemed nice."

I don't think these depraved excuses deserve to be called by name; however, in case you are curious, his name was not Mohammed. It was Abdul.


  1. He is human garbage as far as I am concerned. These Jihadist Muslims need to be stopped. This PC style of dealing with Muslims has got to stop!

  2. @Teresa~

    He certainly made himself into human garbage. Most of the "after" photos of his body are too disturbing for posting on this site.

    And all to prevent a group of other human beings from celebrating the birth of an innocent child by grateful prayers, exchanging gifts, feasting, and singing songs.

    I am becoming more and more convinced that Islam could never compete with other religions if Muslims were not physically forced to comply using terroristic means.

  3. According to the Swedish paper, The Local:

    “A Swedish Armed Forces (Försvarsmakten) employee warned an acquaintance to stay clear of an area in central Stockholm on Saturday where, several hours later, two explosions went off in what is being called a terrorist attack."

    The TT news agency obtained a copy of a text message sent to the military staffer. “If you can, avoid Drottninggatan today. A lot can happen there…just so you know,” it read.

    That's pretty weird.

  4. Hmmm. Somebody suspected--or knew--that something bad was about to happen, it seems. Perhaps the bomber was not working alone, or perhaps his activities made someone suspicious.